So I work at a pioneer park, right? I get to do a lot of cool things because of this.
For example, last summer, I was crowned Pageant Royalty for a Pioneer Pageant. Seriously, how many people are involved in pioneer pageants? Do you even know of any other pioneer pageants?
I've also learned how to pan for gold.
I've been getting good at learning how to crush iron pyrite without getting to many shards in your hand.
I took a donkey for a walk like it was a dog.
I've milked a goat while wearing a beauty pageant crown.
And the most recent one, I'm going on a date with a blacksmith.
We have our annual Brother Brighams Ball coming up this Saturday, and I was 100% sure I wasn't getting asked, and therefore was just planning on attending stag.
Then, Friday, I was moved from Brigs to conducting the train. As we make a stop outside brigs, Lane gets on the train. I ask him what he's doing down at Brigs, It's not exactly close to the main part of the village. (keep in mind that I do have guests on the train so I only have a few seconds here and there to talk to co-workers who get on the train, bug I have to keep the train going.) conversation went pretty much as follows.
(Lane gets on train.)
Me- Welcome aboard.
Him- thanks.
Me-(addressing the guests on the train.) If you look towards the front of the train you see, the front of the train. But just beyond that you'll see our Walk of Pioneer Faith. Now, contrary to popular belief Mormons were NOT the only faith to settle here in the Valley, there were actually several faiths that settles here. Each of these monuments has a plaque to represent each faith known to have been here at this time.
Me- (putting the mic down, talking to Lane) So, what brings you down to Brigs?
Lane- Actually, I was looking for you.
Me- Oh yeah?
Him- Yeah, I was wondering if you had been asked to the ball yet?
Me- I have not.
Him- Would you like to go with me?
Me- I'd love to go with you.
Me- (realizing that I need to get back to conducting. Here is the ironic part.) Just behind the Walk of faith we have our Garden Place, it is the newest building here at our park and it was built for the sole purpose of hosting events. We've had weddings, birthday party's, bar mitzvahs, corporate events, business parties, lazer tag competitions...okay, we haven't had that, but if you want to be the first, it'd be really cool. Also coming up next week we have our Brother Brighams Ball, you come dressed up in your pioneer best, if you don't have pioneer best come in whatever suits your fancy, and we have a pioneer dance and it is a lot of fun.
And that's the story of me getting asked to Brother Brigham's Ball. This will be the first date I've been on in 2 years, so I'm actually pretty excited.