So, my parents just moved, right? And they are downsizing because they don't feel the need for a big house when none of their children live at home anymore. So while they were down sizing they got rid of a lot of stuff...a lot of my stuff. I chose to think it was kind of funny. As a result I wrote a facebook status to portray how it felt...
and according to everyone who has read it, it is probably the funniest status I have ever written. so...I decided I'd share it with you.
"How my mother makes back all the money she loans me while I'm a broke student.
and according to everyone who has read it, it is probably the funniest status I have ever written. so...I decided I'd share it with you.
"How my mother makes back all the money she loans me while I'm a broke student.
DISCLAIMER: Conversations may have been distorted and not accurately transcribed as events occurred for comedic relief and because I'm a sarcastic little brat sometimes. But all of the following did happen.
(over the course of several months)
Me- "Hey mom, how are you?"
Mom- "Oh good, by the way, that chair you love and kind of claimed because it fits you perfectly, we're getting rid of it.
Me- BUT!
Mom- Sorry.
Mom- "Oh good, by the way, that chair you love and kind of claimed because it fits you perfectly, we're getting rid of it.
Me- BUT!
Mom- Sorry.
Me" Hey mom, how are you today?"
Mom- Good, oh, by the way, we are getting rid of your computer desk, don't worry we took all of your stuff out of it first.
Me-...uh...okay...
Mom- Good, oh, by the way, we are getting rid of your computer desk, don't worry we took all of your stuff out of it first.
Me-...uh...okay...
Me- Hey mom, how's it going?
Mom- good, i may have to go soon someone is coming to get the dressers.
Me-What dressers?
Mom- the white ones with the colored handles you've had since you were little.
Me- You're getting rid of my dresser?!! BUT I LOVE IT!!!
Mom- sorry.
Mom- good, i may have to go soon someone is coming to get the dressers.
Me-What dressers?
Mom- the white ones with the colored handles you've had since you were little.
Me- You're getting rid of my dresser?!! BUT I LOVE IT!!!
Mom- sorry.
Me- hey mom, how are you?
Mom- good, oh by the way...you don't have a bed anymore..."
Mom- good, oh by the way...you don't have a bed anymore..."
and then it continued through the comments, which I will try to post here...somehow...
wow...i think that might have worked...
So yeah, that is the story of the funniest status I think I've ever written.
so...enjoy.
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