Happy Halloween!

Apparently I am the only student on campus who remembered it was Halloween. Or else maybe everyone who isn't an art major just didn't dress up. I'm seeing that as a major possibility. At least over in the arts side of campus people don't look at you weird when you dress up for Halloween.

The depressing part of my costume? I can't wear it to work today. :(

I was trying so hard to find something I could wear to work, because I work in a kitchen, right? So I can't pull out my usual costumes because they involve wearing or carrying large pieces of cardboard, or wearing a shoe on my head, or things like that.

No, I've not had a normal costume since 7th grade.

So I am finally like "GOT IT!" (this is probably the worst executed costume I've had in the last 7 years) I am a Freshman's (college) Diet! I've got ramen, and cereal, and pop tarts, and peanut butter, and fruit snaks and fast food, etc., wrappers taped all over my shirt.

I thought it was brilliant.

Until I realized I can't wear it to work. Because I'm not even allowed to say the word "diet" at work. (it's emotionally loaded language and actually makes a lot of sense). So if I can't even say the word, How I'm I suppose to dress up as a diet? I could actually get in a lot of trouble.

This is why i wish i could have pulled off my assault and battery costume (dress up as a salt shaker and tape batteries all over yourself) But I lacked the resources. Making it incredible difficult.

So I guess I'll go around my boring campus and pretend like people are cool enough to dress up.

The nice part, is I don't actually care that I am the weirdo walking around with wrappers taped to me. I guess that means I've come a long way since Jr. High. I am literally the only person in this lab remotely close to being dressed up and I'm just thinking about how boring everyone else is and not about how stupid I actually look.

So yeah, basically. Dress up for Halloween. It's more fun that way.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!!